DENIS
CUP
Hard court. Cold beer. Chicken legs.
Where WaterBrooke neighbors go to war, then eat together.
The Players
EVERY COURT HAS ITS CHARACTERS
We swear in every language. We all agree the ball was OUT. Chicken hits different after a three-setter.
Le Protesteur
"C'est dehors, je vous dis!"
Chak De
"We win together, yaar."
Der Doppelfehler
"Zweimal raus. Absolut."
La Cerveza Crew
"Best sub + chicken after every loss."
DENIS.
WATERBROOKE'S
ALTA CAP.
Organises the roster. Hypes the squad. Disputes every out call. Always buys the first round.
“Show up. Give everything. Then we eat.”
Live Market Price
1 dNIS = $0.00
▲ 0.00% · Volume: a lot of pride
Win matches → earn dNIS
Not redeemable anywhere. Priceless in WaterBrooke.
We Play Hard
Full tennis scoring. Sets, games, tiebreaks. Every point confirmed.
We Drink Cold
Win or lose, the cooler's waiting at the bench.
We Eat Together
Sub shop runs. Chicken leg negotiations. The real second set.
We Swear In Yours
Merde. Scheißspiel. Chak de. ¡Hostia! We support your language.
WaterBrooke Intel
Scouting Reports
Intel from the courts. Unverified. Highly accurate.
Kristoff
filed by Manny Bhogal
“Kurva BC Pier Dole Pendeho!!”
Dayn Kelley
filed by Manny Bhogal
“Net wizard.”
Gabriel Pimentel
filed by Manny Bhogal
“Dangerous Moonballer! Watch out for projectiles landing on your baseline, you have no option, you are cooked!”
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